KALAHKAN SPAIN!

woy!!gw sungguh emosi....kemaren German kalaaahh!!smua gara2 Spain!!

score 1:0

huwaaaaaaaaaa...german knapaa??!

mana score 4 mu di saat lawan argentina tempo hari??!

sungguh memalukan harga diri ku..(bueekk)..

apa german udh parno duluan gr2 kelakuan

gurita berwajah ubur2 yg meramalkan kalo german bakal kalah?

huwaaaaa..

rasanya pgn makan tongseng gurita tumis-tumis kolor..

pas nonton german vs spain gw bner2 dag dig dug serrr di goyang!

temen2 di twitter pd heboohh!!!pk ada acara jlek2in german lah..sialun..

bangga bner spain ngalahin german.(dalam hati saya menangis)..

boenteng n ozil sering bgt kena sorott...

si ozil muka ky ikan koki...

dan lu tau??kebanyakan yg megang bola adalah SPAIN!!

dasar spain si kostum sepidermen..(warna biru-merah)

awkawkkwwkakwkkwkawk...

mungkin german tidak GOAL sm sekali gara2 gw gk joget tarian WAKA-WAKA..

one dance-one goal!

itu german vs spain emg sm2 master sih..jd goalnya lamaa bgt..

spain mencetak goal aja di menit 73..di saat gw gk bs nafas

gw bela2in bgadang jam 1.30-04.00 A.M

pdhal besok pagi les..

demi germanku..but..KALAH!

tp gpp lah..german tetap di hati gw..

malem itu gw bner2 suram..pas ngeliat german kalah..

gw berharap sm Allah untuk MIMPI klo pertandingan td..GERMAN menang,,

jd gw gk suram2 amat lah..(maksa)

tp gw bneran loh mimpiin german menang!

jd ada rasa seneng dkit lah..WKAKWKAAWKKAKA..

ksian bgt sih gw...

pas lg suram2nya meratapi nasib kalo GERMAN di kalahkan oleh SPAIN..tiba2,temen2 gw yg dukung SPAIN dan termasuk BOKAP gw.SMS dgn tema yg sama..

"SPAIN MENANG!!CAMPIONE CAMPIONE!!''

shit man!terpuruk..tau gt gw milih WASIT aja..pasti menang!

awkawkakwkkakkawwakkwkwk....

tp klo german menang dan pas di final lawan belanda jujur loh gw gk bs milih..

gw suporter yg sangat LABIL klo itu terjadi..

karna itu 2-2nya jagoan gw..

gw suka bgt sm german...tp di sisi lain..gw suka sm si ROBBEN di belanda!

aaaaa~~

HARAPAN GW TINGGAL BELANDA!!love love!

tp intinya kan german ku sudah pulang kampung...

jd harapan gw satu2nya adalah belanda!!!yg harus menang di piala dunia 2010..

not spain!gk sudi uyy!!!

apa perlu ya gw joget tarian WAKA-WAKA for belanda??

one dance-one goal..

oke..byee..gw siap2 packing dulu ya..hari ini gw mau pulang kampung sm team german..

vuvuzela sudah saya beli..buat oleh2 buyut di german..

buat belanda..plis ya jgn ngecewain kampung halaman saya juga....saya titip balas dendam dr german buat spain..

awkawkawkwkakakkwkw...

Parachute Band!

The Mess I Made - Parachute

Should've kissed you there

I should've held your face

I should've watched those eyes

Instead of run in place

I should've called you out

I should've said your name

I should've turned around

I should've looked again

But oh, I'm staring at the mess I made

I'm staring at the mess I made

I'm staring at the mess I made

As you turn, you take your heart and walk away

Should've held my ground

I could've been redeemed

For every second chance

That changed its mind on me

I should've spoken up

I should've proudly claimed

That oh my head's to blame

For all my heart's mistakes

But oh, I'm staring at the mess I made

I'm staring at the mess I made

I'm staring at the mess I made

As you turn, you take your heart and walk away

And it's you, and it's you

And it's you, and it's you

And it's falling down, as you walk away

And it's on me now, as you go

But oh, I'm staring at the mess I made

I'm staring at the mess I made

I'm staring at the mess I made

As you turn, you take your heart and walk away

And it's falling down, as you walk away

And it's on me now, as you go

But oh, I'm staring at the mess I made

I'm staring at the mess I made

I'm staring at the mess I made

As you turn, you take your heart and walk away

The Nice Song From Parachute :

1.The Mess I made

2.Blame it On me

3.words meet heartbeats

4.All that I am

5.She is love

6.Come To the river

7.Grace

8.Your word

9.Living rain

10.Technicolor

11.I Belong To You

12.Losing Sleep

13.Back again

14.Ghost

15.Stuck In the middle

15.Yamma slow jam

16.Under Control

d-l-l

http://www.weareparachute.com/home.aspx

I Love Parachute

Demam World Cup 2010!

heloo!gw mau nge post ttg world cup 2010 nih..

sumpah ya..tahun ini gw gk begitu tertarik nonton worldcup..

gk tau knp...gk seheboh worldcup tahun 2006!

aawkawkwk..itu sih menurut gw..

gw males nonton bola klo gk tarohan..(buset judi aja ye)

gada yg ngajakin gw tarohan sih..

kawkawkwkawkk..

jd gw gk minat sm skali nonton bola..

wlupun di status twitter or facebook pd ngomongin bolaa mulu..

ya ngomel2 lah ya seneng lah gara2 jagoan nya menang.

wkwkawkawkk..

tp gw tergiur juga buat nonton bola..gw cuma nonton beberapa doang sih

yg ada belanda sm jerman pkoknya..gw kudu nonton!buakakkakaakaaak..

gw tertawa lebar sampe perut goyang2..gara2 inggris kalah wktu itu !gol nya gk di anggep sm wasit..good job wasit..inggris kok di dukung..negara rasis bgtu juga..wkawkakkawwk..

pulang aja deh ke kampung..jgn lupa vuvuzelanya di bawa

buat oleh2 kluarga di kmpung halaman..ciaakkakaakka

trus tiap malem gw buka youtube buat liat tarian waka-waka di vidio clipnya shakira...

1 dance-1 goal!

seru yeh..gw joget2 sm kk gw di depan layar kompi ky org bego..

awkawkawkawkaww!!

lumayan bisa buat perut kecil..cihaa..1 minggu lagi juga perut gw bakal ky shakira..tenang aja..

(cuihh)

gw suka ngakak2 pas main twitter klo temen2 gw pd heboh tarohan bola..

cowo-cowo gt namanya si anu sm si blabla(sensor ah)..lu mau tau gak mereka tarohan nya pa?

kalo kalah gt?kawwkwk...tarohan duit??ah biasa aja..judi bgt..tarohan nya adalah..

''YANG KALAH TWITPIC FOTO TELANJANG''

wakakakawkawkawkwkwkwk!!!

jd klo kalah suruh foto telanjang..

goblok bgt!cowo-cowo lagi!dsr mahoo!!!

oiya kemaren bokap gw juga ngudang temen2nya buat nonton bola di rumah..mayan bnyk!

netherland lawan brazil!

ruang Tv rumah gw di jadiin stadion bola..

sofa di pinggirin ke pojok lalu di gelar carpet..tengah2nya cemilan buat bapak2 nan lebay!!

knp gw bilang lebay??karna temen2 bokap gw emg lebaaayy!!bgtu juga bokap gw!

masa belom goal aja udh treak2!wkkwkawkakawkw...

nyokap gw di suruh masak soup ikan..hasil request bokap gw n temen2nya..

sbnernya mau nonton bola apa makan2 sih??

2-2nya kali..

gw dengerin bokap and the gank treak2 n ktawa2 di ruang TV,,

smbil ngakak2....kira2 ky gini kelakuan nya :

B = bokap

TB =teman bokap

B : WO WO WO!GOAL GOAL!(pdhal belum,bolanya masih di giring)

TB : WO WO WO GOAL NIH GOAL NIH!AAHH GOA....(tiba2 terpotong)yah gk jadi goal -___-'

awkawkawkawkawkwwkkakkwkak!!

lebay bgt!belum goal aja udh heboh..jd gk masuk kan!!

lebay sih...kasian jagoan bokap gw kalah..bokap gw dukung brazil..

tp yg menang netherland..

gelaaa...kynya bnyk bgt ya yg yakin klo brazil menang!taunya..preeettt...

wkakkwkawwkaw...

bandar judi tajir mendadak nih...

kasian temen2 gw yg ikut tarohan...

poor!

okelah..ya..crita gw cukup smpe sini aja..

byeee....

xie-xie ni!

About My Crazy Family

hey guys..i want to share about my crazy family!

akakkakakka..

sblm nya mungkin gw udh share2 ttg kluarga gw..tp mugkin cm mama si facebook addict.

skr gw mau critain ttg keluarga gw..n gw mau 1 per 1

dr keluarga gw critain..hehehehhe..

bokap gw pnya anak 3,,cewe smua..

yg bawel2,,akakak kasian bokap gw gada temen nya...

berarti di rumah gw yg pling ganteng cm bokap gw..

anak pertama yaitu kk gw Kitty Asri Lestari yg rambutnya ky bumbu rendang!

anak kedua yaitu kk gw juga Cindy Permata Sari yg pk krudung tp kelukaan ky preman!

yg ketiga yaitu gw sendiri..gw anak paling kecil..

dan sisanya adalah nyokap n bokap gw yg perfect paling gw sayangin!

kenapa judulnya crazy family??ya karna keluarga gw emg gila!gokil..akkaka

gw seneng pnya kluarga yg gini..soalnya tiap hari gw ngumpul trus..

sesibuk2nya papa..papa gk pernah pulang malem2..pling telat juga jam 7 mlm.

kamar mama n papa yg sering di singgahi buat kumpul2..akakakk..

1 tempat tidur 5 org..klo udh wktuya tidur baru deh di usirin..

tiada hari tanpa ketawa,kata2an,n nge gosip..

maklum cewe smua..jd bawel..

belum lagi klo perjalanan di mobil..

smua di omongin..mama suka buat lelucon2 yg di luar pikiran..

akakakakka...

katanya gw yg paling bawel di klurga ni..

tp gw gk ngerasa..gw kan cool :) :najis

kelurga gw pnya hobby jalan2,travelling,makan di tempat baru,ketawa2 n ngegosip..

yg pling menderita ya si papa,,

di kelilingin 4 perempuan bawel2 yg tiap harinya ngecengin papa mulu..

papa cuma pasang tampang ky gini => (-__-')

oke gw akan kenalin 1-1 :

Papa :

papa orgnya suka brubah2..sesuai mood..

akakaka..kadang suka innocent..kdg suka aneh gk jelas..

papa ngajrin ke anak2nya ajaran cowo..

gw pernah curhat sm papa ky gini..

gw : pah td aku di skolah brantem sm cowo

blablablabla..!

papa : ywd tonjok aja!biar tau rasa!!@#$%^&*

gw : iya aku tendang aja..trus dia kesakitan..

papa : hem bagus..selama kamu bner ya gpp!baru ni anak papa

huakakakkakaa,,

trus papa naik mobilnya jago bgt!gk tau knp..ngebutt mulu ky pembalap..

gw paling senengg klo papa udh kebut2an sm org lain..

jd critanya bokap lg iseng..

ada mobil jeep gt deh..klo gk salah dulu bokap gw make mobil kijang kapsul..

di pepet2in...sm bokp gw...eh tuh mobil jeep emosi!buakaaak..

balap2n deh!di mobil gw ktawa2 sm bokap gw..

klo di pikir mobil jeep sm mobil kijang kan beda bgt..gw ms inget itu yg naikin mobil jeepnya serem bggt!badan nya gede gt ky penjahat..

udh gt pas udh kebut2an ternyata si jeep belok..mobil bokap lurus..

emg beda arah..

eh pas gw nengok ke blakang tuh mobil jeep buka kaca smbil

nge fuck2 emosi gt..BUKAKAKAKAK!!

gw sm bokap ngakak2...

edan..pas itu gw cm sm bokap..yg lain di rumah..

sering bgt tuh bokap ky gt..

jd gw udh biasa di ajak ngebut2an..

klo naik mobil org yg lelet jdnya geregetan..

soalnya udh kebiasan sm bokap yg klo bw mobil ky sopir bis kopaja!

papa juga sering ngeledekin gw..

pernah tuh belom lama..

gw kan suka bgt sm martabak keju.

.trus sharian gw di atas muluu main komputer..

gk turun nemuin bokap atau nyokap gw..

eh bokap gw tiba2 treak2 dr lantai bwh..

"din din!!papa beli martabak!buru cpetan!''

ya gw kan reflkeks lgs heboohh...

tp gw gk lgs turun ke bwh...gw ngeliat dr tas kan bolong tuh

jd lgs meja makan..

pas gw liat ke bwh bokap gw lgs melet tnp ada martabak di meja makan..

sialan!gw di kibulin..

sebel gw..bokap suka gk jelas..

papa klo tidur suka gk ngaku..

mksdnya gini..kan lg nonton tivi tuh sm gw..eh tiba2 beberapa detik kemudian

bokap gw tidur..lgs ngorok..cpt bgt!!

gw ngmg aja nyeletuk

''jah cepet amat tidur...ngorok lg''

mungkin bokap gw denger..eh lgs bangun

papa : din papa tidur tadi??

gw : iyalah!ngorok lagi..........

papa : ah yg bner din??enggak ah

akakakaaakaka!!

gk jelas bgt yeh..najong

bokap suka beliin apa yg gw mau..

heheheh..asik ya..

misalnya gw minta beliin sepatu..

tuh sepatu kudu gw cobain dulu..klo bokap gw suka yaa lgs di beliin..

sama ky baju juga..

bokap gw juga sok langsing..

bokap gw kan gendut..perutnya!hahahaah..

pdhal sering olahrga tennis tp gendut mulu..

oiya bokap gw jago loh main tennis nya...pernah menang di mana gt..

dpt piala gede bgt!

lanjut~

bokap sok langsing..klo ngaca perutnya suka di kecil2in..akakaka..

smbil nanya2 "wah papa langsing jg nih klo perutnya di giniin''

-___-

en asal lu tau ya semuanyaa..

bokap gw paling ngakak klo ngeliat si temon sm abdel..

ketawa smbil sakit perut..

idih apa sih klo di pikir lucunya temon sm abdel..gw klo nonton itu gk pernah ktawa sm skali..

gada lucu2nya amat...

ckkckck..

bgian yg lucu bneran bokap gw malah innocent..

aneh bgt..

ok cukup ya ttg bokap gw..sbnernya ms bnyk hehe

Mama :

ok skr mama gw..

sblmnya mungkin gw udh critain ttg mama dgn facebooknya di post lama..

ya mama emg facebooker n game online addict!

pkoknya klo mau liat ttg nyokap gw dan internet di post bawah2 aja ye..

nyokap gw mnurut gw nyokap yg paling gaul sedunia..

soalnya ramee bgt di rumah..

suka nge jokes yg di luar pikiran..

n itu bisa buat ketawa smbil nangis2..

nyokap gw juga keren gayanya..halah..

gw bs nilai itu..soalnya nyokap gw paling keren gt gayanya di banding temen2

ibu2nya..pkoknya mah style is number one..kata mama

wakakkakakaakkaaa..

nyokap gw suka bgt sm bunga!

klo yg udh pernah ke rumah gw pasti kata2 pertama pas liat rumah gw adalah

''din rumah lu kaya hutan''

ckakakkaka....

hobby bgt nyokap berkebun..

rumah gw bner2 ky hutan perlindungan..

blm lg binatang gw juga bnyk...gw kan keluarga pecinta binatang..

rumah gw gada lahan kosong lgs skr...

smua udh pohon...bnga..rumput!!

howaaa..enak sih tp..adem jd rumahnya..

lg pula sklian mencegah global warming..

tanah samping udh jd taman..

smpe bokap bkin pintu akses menuju taman samping..

trs nyokap gw deh yg dekorasi..smbil nanem2 sendiri..

dan skr hasilnya bagus...

smua pohon di tanamin..

udh gede2..

hehehehe..

pasang rumput nyokap gw..nanem pohon nyokap gw..masang konblock jalan

nyokap gw..yg ngatur2 dekorasinya nyokap gw..

pkoknya smua nyokap gw lah..keren!aakakaaakka

gada capenya2..

tiap hari beli taneman di depan..

bokap suka marah2 klo mobil jd kotor gr2 tanah taneman yg nyokap beli

jatoh2 di mobil..

oiya si mama klo naik mobil jg ngebut..

eh pa taneman udh jd..nyokap gw beli bebek,soang sama ayam!

katanya buat ngeramein taman!buakkakaakaka

aneh2 aja yeee..

mangkanya nih taman samping gw ada bebek dan sebangsanya..

pusing deh ah..

slain hobby berkebun nyokap gw juga hobby belanja..

yah kayanya klo blanja emg udh jd hukum para ibu2 jaman skr yeh..

sudah bukan hal yg aneh lg..ciahahahaha...

Kk gw Kitty :

skr kk pertama gw si kitty..

yg rambutnya ky bumbu rendang..

kk gw yg ini udh kerja..

di lippo insurence..

bnyk duit dia..enak udh gajian..

akakakkakak..

tp gw juga enak sh di traktir terus sm kk gw..

aseekk..

kk gw yg rambutnya kaya bumbu rendang paling cuantek tuh..

liat aja..tp sayang gk pnya pacar!

buakakakakaa,,

yg suka n deketin sih banyak..tp blm ada yg ke cantol tuh kynya..

preet lah.

kk gw yg satu ni paling ceroboh..

akakkaka...

suka ngomel2 mulu sm gw katanya gw bnyk tanya + cerewet..

pdhalkan malu bertanya sesat di jlan kaleee..

akakakkakakaka..

kk gw yg ni adalah ibu asli dr kadal gw si tego itu..

dia yg beli si tego n ngurusin si tego..klo gw sih cm numpang sayang2in

aja..malass..binatang gw kan klinci..

kk gw klo bw mobil endut2an..akakaka

bkin mual + taruhan nyawa..edan!

klo ketawa mulutnya gedee bgt..smpe gajah bisa masuk!!

kk ke2 Cindy :

okek skr kk ke 2 gw si cindy!!

yg pake krudung.dia pk krudung awal2 masuk kuliah aja..

masuk kuliah sih tahun kemaren..

di bina nusantara universty..masuk jurusan sastra inggris...

emg jago sigh dia bahsa inggrisnya..wasweswos..klo gw suka nanya b.ingg sm dia..

wkwkwkwk..

tp kasian jago bhasa inggris gk pnya temen bule..

dia iri sm gw..pnya temen bule bnyk..

kk gw cindy pnya sih temen dr luar...org korean..

tp bgo bgt bhsa inggrisnya!

buakakaakakak..malas..

kk gw yg ni mah udh pnya pacar..

namanya si acul(nama panggilan)

org chinesse!bukakakaka..

tp islam..namanya aja muhammad nasrullah sulaeman..

ckck..tampang doang chinese tp islam bner namanya..

kk gw si cindy orgnya jorok bats!!

suka ngupil sembarangan,,

autis pula!

kk gw yg ni pling malas sedunia..

klo di ajak jalan2 jarang ikut...dia mentingin tidur di ruamh..

ckck..males bgt orgnya...

pernah tuhdi ajak pergi ke pameran binatang..dia maah gk mau gr2 sibuk main kompi..

eh pas di tinggalin..dia bkin status

''i wanna screaaammmm!!''

maksud bgt!!

huakakakakaakakaak

dia bkin status ky katanya bete lah di rumah..

dih pas di ajakin kg mau!

ora jels bgt emg -___-

okek skian ya dr crita keluarga gw..sbnernya ms ada kisah kisahnya..

tp gk mungkin gw critain smua..

okay?!byee...see u later..

thx ya udh baca..

OMEGLE!

ok omegle again!wkakakkakkakaak..krmn gw nemuin org gilaa!!

sumpah gila bgt!!ngakak ane gan.gw kira org indonesia..soalnya lawakan nya indonesia bgt!

liat neh org gila!lama bgt gw chat sm dia smpe ngakak2!!bule bego!gw print screen smpe 31 gambar..klo gw taro sni kebanyakan..gw ketik apa adanya aja ya!sangat apa adanya...sorry my english is bad

oke mulai..sorry ya kali ni gw gk translate..

yo're now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!

you : helo!

stranger : hi

you : where do u come from?

stranger : my mothers's womb :)

you : hahahaha!

you : ur so funny!

stranger : LOL

you : but i ask to u..where do u come from?country..

stranger : seriously?USA

stranger : u?

you : hmm..i think u'll disconnect me :(

stranger : no i wont!

stranger : why would i?

you : many USA people and many england people disconnect me..but i dont know why...

stranger : try me..where are u from?

you : indonesia..

stranger : ok..i have no promblem with indonesia..;)

you : ow thank u so much!! ;p

stranger : so you a boy or girl?

you : im girl

stranger : AHHH DISCONNECT!!!!!!

stranger : lol

stranger : just kidding :)

you : are u girl?same with me?

stranger : no!im a boy

you : ow..

stranger : how old are you?

you : hmm..14 but in agust im 15.u?

stranger : a bit older than that

you : hm

you : how old are u?

stranger : 34

you : aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

you : HUAKAKKAKAKKKKAKAKAAK

you : u older than me!

you : OMG!

you : im your child maybe..

you : hahaha just kidding

stranger : dunno..is ur mom hot?

stranger : lol

you : whats?!

you : -____-

you : i think my mother is older than u!

you : do u want it?hahahahahaaaha!!my mother 49!yuhuu~

you : ok im just kidding!!

stranger : well..if she's hot then sure! ;) LOL

you : oh nooo!!!

stranger : c'mon..i'd be a great dad for ya..:) lol

you : no!i have a handsome dad!

you : not like u!woooooooooo :p

stranger : aahh!im only joking around!:'(

you : yes me too

stanger : *sniff* u make me cry!:'(

you : easy im just joking ;)

you : dont cry~

stanger : *sniff*

you : hahahahahahahahahha!!!

stranger : well..oke..if ur mom is taken how about u then?

you : i'll die n i'll kill u

you : hahahahhaahhaah

stranger : ;( *sniff* well..ok then..do u have an older sister?;)

you : yes yes!my sister still alone!

you : nobody bargain her!

you : HAHAHAAHAHAHA!

stranger : ROFLMFAO(Rolling On Floor Laughing My Freaking Ass Off /Rolling on Floor Laughing My Fat Ass Off)

you : do u want to bargain her haa??!

starnger : how old is she?

you : 22

stranger : is she beutiful n pure?

you : im more beutiful than her..B)

you : hahahhahaaha

stranger : than forget her..i still want u!LOL

you : no!i dont want u!!hahahaaha

stranger : i'll call ur mom n dad today..and get yhe marriage arranged

you : aaaaaaaaaaa!!

you : ur so funny!HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHA

you : but i prefer to be ur child than ur wife..heum..

stranger : so what island do u live on?

you : java

you : u know that?!

stranger : well..i could pull a woody allen and adopt u then marry u in few years! LOL

you : are u sure u from usa?dont lie to me.CRAZY -__-

stranger : yes i have heard of java and yes..im from USA

stranger : why would i not be from USA

you : really?

you : i feel u are near from me..

you : -___-

stranger : yes i really!i hear jakarta is nice to visit in the spring..

stranger : to hot in summer tho..

you : yes right!

you : jakarta is traffic town!

stranger : take the good with the bad..

you : heu..u like indonesia people

stranger : sure..why not?

you : heemm ho

starnger : actually im in indonesia on the island of java down the street from u..my name is gema..

stranger : kidding!

you : wow

you : gema?

you : in indonesia meaning..gema is echo!

you : hahahhahahahaah

stranger : gema pertiwi

stranger : gema pertiwi child of suparman perkasa n wening wulandari

you : aaaaa!u lie to me!

you : KAMPRET

stranger : what?

stranger ; lol

stranger : isnt wikipedia fun?

stranger : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesian_names

(wakkakakkkaakak doi bohong niat bgt gw kira org indonesia sok usa -_- pdhal bukan tp gw msh gk ngeh klo dia org USA tp sok2 indonesia..lemot nih gw!gw baru ngeh tadi.buka tuh link..dia dpt nama gema,suparma sm wening dr wiki itu)

you : wait

stranger : ok

you : what is that?

you : org indonesia lu ye~KAMPRET

stranger : what?

stranger : and why did u call me a bat?

you : huakkkakaakakakakaaaaakaaaakaak!!

you ; ROFL

you : bat = kampret!!(kampret = kalelawar bahsa jawa)

you : BUAKAKAAAAKAAKKA!!

stranger : i know!why am i a bat?(aneh ye bs tau pasti search gugel gambar)

you : ur face like kampret pret pret!!

you : HAKAKAAKAKAKAKA

stranger ; 0_0

you : just kidding!

stranger : *sniff*

you ; kang jualan sayur yuk ah!

you : kampret

stranger ; ummmmmmmm

stranger : with what?

stranger : i have no vegetables(jah dia ngerti)

you : huakakakakakkaaaak!!!

you : but i have oncom..u want it?

stranger ; black or red?

you : green..purple..n pink!

stranger : never heard green purple or pink oncom (buset ngerti curiga gw dia org indo)

you : really?many colour of oncom..

stanger : well iam an america after all

you ; ho?indonesia kali pret..

stranger : dunno its 1;00 in the afternoon here tho

you : ow ow...

stranger : ok you are soooooooooo losing me :) lol

you : oh yeaah!

you ; be honest..please ur origin

stranger : i live in south calorina USA i was born in kansas city,missouri

you : really?

stranger ; yes really

you : i cant believe it

you ; *crying*

you : hhahaahahahaha

sranger : did u really think i was down the street or something??

you : i dont know

stranger : i dont even know ur nme or city u live in LOL

you : my name is dindaaaa

stranger : thats it..im definately going to marry u..

you : whats?!i'll die now..bye :'(

stranger : now..wait till after the ceremony and honeymoon..;)

you : so disgusting~hiw hiw -_-

stranger : would it really be that bad marrying an america who is 20 years older than u :) lol

you : hahahahahaahahaah -__-'

stranger : after all i am rich and good looking..ahahaa

you : maybe i rich more than u..B)

stranger ; oke then..so we can extremely rich together~

you : oh no !!o_o

stranger : and when i die u will still be young enough to go find another husband or just be mega rich by yourself..;)

you : ah crazy..

you : i think u so ugly~

you ; because...in 34 years old..u still SINGLE howaa poor!HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

you : IM JUST KIDDING

stanger : who says im single haa?hahhahhhahaah

you : ha?i dont know..just guess

stranger : lol

stranger : so your sister in 22 huh?think she would like me.?:)

you : hem?

stanger ; after all its only 12 years diffrence for me and her...

you : u can get married with my pet..my pet still pure,hot,sexy and single!

stranger : oke thats a bit too far ! hahahaahaha

you : i'll die now ;(

stanger : why are u going to die now?

you : because of u!!

stranger : because i dont wont to marry ur pet?

you : yes yes!!my pet still single :'(

stranger : what kind of pet do u have?

you : i have reptile.."blue tounge skink"

you : do u know blue tounge skink?

stranger : skink?that is a new one..it sounds familiar tho..

you : u can search on google picture..

stanger : wow sweet pet :)

you : oh thx..

stranger : i have a ball pyhton

you ; wa really?thats cool!!!

you : but i dont know about ball pyhton -__- ckkakaakkkk..

stanger : look it up..

you ; done...cool..i want to buy phyton but my mother scared..

stranger ; nothing to be scared of..they dont get that big

you : humm..

stanger : they start off real small too

you : i dont like snake ah~

stranger : i do ;)

you : u have ball pyhton yeah?

stranger : yes

you ; how many?

stranger : 1

you ; ow just one..i have one blue tounge skink..and one rabbit ;0

stranger : well i also have a dog,hamster.cat,lizard and mice..

you : i have many mosquito in my house

stranger : do u have msn?

you : yes i have..

stranger : im downloding it now..too many things to keep on ur computer these day..

you : why.

stranger : so i can chat with people

you : ow newbie?

stranger : not really..used to have it but computer crushed and i just never re installed

you : ow..i'll add ur msn right now..hurry!

stranger : its okey..i upgraded to windows 7 when i did it so it wall allright

stranger ; ok hold on~

stranger ; like i said..im re-installing it

you : im so sleepy..

starnger : what time is it there?

you : 0:37 a.m!hurry

stranger : im trying

you : lama!

stanger : lama-rama-ding-dong

you : ?

you ; now..i'll disconnect u..

stranger : aww..awww..wait..

you : -_- 1..2..

stranger : oke..my id is xxxxx@excite.com

ah gelaaa!selse deh chat gw di omegle!gw lgs @ msn nya..

di msn masih lanjut..

gw ngata2in dia bat=kampret mulu!wkakakaka.

trus dia pk sok sok jodohin gw sm anak

cowonya yg umurnya sm ky gw katanya abis putus sm cewenya..akakkaaka..gw suruh nikah sm anaknya!gila tuh bule..

trs gw liat Display picture tuh bule..

dia emg bnran org usa..

rambutnya gondrong!huakkkaakak..

gw katain klo rambut doi bnyk kutu..

eh dia malah narsis..''muka saya ky tupai kecil yg imut"

soalnya rambutnya udh di potong pendek..

najis!tp baik jg sih tuh org!biar bapak2 jg..

ngeselin abis!!mentang2 gw bocah di mata diye..-__-

eh gw di blang cute girl loh..-__- asek yeh..

gw chat panjang amat yak!EH SORRY ENGLISH GW JELEK ABIS!MALU!!

MAU LIAT FOTONYA GAK GAN?NI DIA FOTO BULE IBLIS!!!BUKAKAKKAKKAAKAKKAAK!!NGAKAK

ANE GAN!TERNYATA MUKANYE KY BGNI,,SI KAMPRET2!LUMAYAN LAH

DARI PADA LUMANYUN !GW NGAMBIL DR MSN..

my new friend!

hell-o udh lama ih gk ngepost..

gw mu crita nih..

gw pnya temen baru loh..

skitar 2 minggu yg lalu

hahahaha who cares -__-

gw pnya temen baru dr turki..namanya MERT

biasalah gw nemu di omegle..

gw chat di omegle hampir sejaman sm dia...soalnya baik n nyambung abis..

umurnya sh 18 th..dia skolah di Angkatan laut jd sailor gt..

wkwkkwkwkw...

dia jg tau klo gw tuh ky apa..

he..

pkoknya nyambung bgt lah..

baru kali ni gw nemuin org omegle baiknya ky gt..

hkhkhk..

akhirnya tuh ya stlah chat sejam2an lebih di omegle..

dia minta msn gw..

iahh gw gk punya...-___-

sedih bgt kan..

ywd gw minta ym/account facebooknya

jiah dia jg gk pnya akakakkaka..

katanya mert..dia gk boleh pnya facebook.

katanya tralu privasi..halah..

ywd tuh gw di paksa2 suruh bkin msn..pk sgala gw di kasih linknya buat downlod..

okelah lah gw bkin..doi temen pertama gw di msn..n temen

pertama gw jg dr omegle yg smpe chat2an di msn..

gw tiap hari chattingan mulu..

shari 2-3 jam-an..

gw tau org turki sm ky indonesia..

ya sama sama blajar bahasa inggris..

aakakakaak..

karna kan klo di turki bahsanya bukan inggris..hehehe...

anehnya lagi gw kan slalu blang sm para stranger klo

bhasa inggris gw bad bgt...

cekdot gan..ni udh di translate ke indo biar asek :

gw: eh mert sorry yeh bhasa inggris gw jelek!hhuhu

mert : he?enggak ah bagus kok,,

gw : ah yg bner?di skolah grammar gw jelek bgt..akakaakka.tp cuma GRAMMAR

mert : huahahahaah!gw klo di skolah pling bgus dong!

gw: ah curang!

mert : yaudah lu klo mau tanya2 apa yg gk bs..sm gw aja..gw bs bantu kok!

gw : okek!makasi yeh

ya ky bgtu lah..akkakka..senengnyeh di blang bgus..

.smua gw critain ke si mert klo chat..wkwkwkwkwwkw..

smpe skr gw jg masih chat..uwe..

minggu kmrn dia baru ngirim fotony ke email gw..

1 folder pula..akakakakkaa..

ganteng *0*...fotonya pk baju sailor~~~

cihaaa~~

sayangnya gw gk bs kasih tau foto mert dsni..

soalnya dia udh blang sm gw..

klo ketawan ada foto dia di situs2 gt dia bs di hukum sm skolahnya.ha lebe

bgt skolahnya..

gw jg ngirim foto2 gw jg..cihaa..muntah2 lu mert!

trus gw jg dapet bnyk hal dr mert..

gw slalu di kasih tau klo gw gk bs ini itu,gw di kasih radio chanel di turki..akakak lagunya men..bikin goyang!trus gw jg di ks tau bnyk hal2 laen..

kemaren lusa gw iseng2 nnya ky gini sm mert,ni percakapn favorite gw.tenang gan udh ane translate :

gw : masih suka omeglan gk?

mert : udh gk pernah lg!bosen!gw butuh 10-20 x nemuin org yg nyambung sm gw tp gada..

gw ; ow..hehe

mert : lu masih gak?

gw : sm udh gak juga..gk nemuin org baik..

mert : hhohoho

gw : eh mert lu pnya gak temen dr omegle selain gw?

mert : punya..tapi cm chat di omegle aja..gk smpe ke msn..lu?

gw : oh sm!

mert : gw gak biasa sih ngomong sm org banyak2..pling cm kenalan doang trus lgs DC!

gw : he?yg bner lu gk bs ngomong bnyk sm org?buktinya lu ngomong bnyk bgt sm gw -___- sgala macem lu critain..

mert : karna gw tau lu..

gw : tau apa lu ttg gw..?

mert : yaa..lu tau gw sedikit jg udh cukup kok buat gw..

mert : lu baik..

mert : gw pikir omegle itu cm tempat2 org bodoh!bnyk org bodoh dsna!bnyk pria n wanita yg bodoh!tp gw pikir lu beda dr org2 omegle yg gw kenal..

gw : hahahahaha!!thx yo!tp kynya sm aja..

mert : beda lah..org omegle kebanyakan cyber sex,gay!

mert : mangkanya gw seneng ngobrol n temenan sm lu.bruntung gw!<= lebay

mert : benci bgt lah gw sm gay!klo ketemu gay di omegle..gw katain dulu ky ''fu*k,dam* etc"

gw : buakakakakkaaka!!!gw pernh loh bohongin org omegle..gw pura2 jd gay

gw : kata2 pertama klo chat bukan ''hi'' tp ''hey are u gay?hot gay in here!''

gw : di disconnect mulu!!

mert : wah gila!hahahhaaha...gw yakin pasti yg diskonek salah satunya ada gw..

gw : kalee..

gw : temen gw pernah webcaman di omegle..dia ketemu gay mulu hwhiw..

mert : hm?dinda lu jgn deh yaa pk webcam klo omegle..

mert : temen gw blang katanya klo omegle pk webcam bukan muka yg lu liat tp yg lain!

mert : bahaya!

gw : iyee gw tau kali..males amat gw pk webcam..

mert : trus klo pertama2 ngmg lgs ''ASL'' di diskonek aja langsung

gw : knp emg?

mert : ih itu mah org yg maunya bgtuan doang!ya gk semua sih..tp rata2!kliatan kali..

itu org chatnya milih2..gw atau lu kan nanya jenis gendernya pas tengah2..gk di awal..hehe..

yaa bgtulah percakapan nya..akakaakkaakak..

gk jelas yak..

lumayan sih gw ngobrol sm org bule..

itung2 gw ngelancarin bahsa inggris gw..

hahaha..

oiya si mert ternyata jg org islam..tp gk pernah solat!

wah islam paan tuh..

gk pernah solat slama hidupnya!

wkakaakkaka...

payah..islam KTP..

oke percakapan lagi biar seru..translate lg oi :

gw : eh udh solat blom lu!

mert : gk pernah solat gw..

gw : jah!lu blang sm gw islam kan?

mert ; iya gw islam..

gw : ya solat lah!islam kan kudu solat!

mert : he..gw udh tralu tua buat solat n beranjak dr awal..

gw : kg ada kata terlambat dudul!

mert : hahahahhaha!pake krudung kaga lu?

gw : he..kaga -__- belom siap..

mert : nah cewe islam itu harus pk krudung wajib!!hahaha(sial gw di balikin -__-)

gw : haa..tp kk gw pake..karna dia udh siap..gw belom..panas tau dsni

mert : LOL

WKAKAKAAKAKAKKA!sialan gw di balikin..

pokoknya masih bnyk dah crita2 chatting gw sm mert..wong gw chat tiap hari..

sehari 2 jam-an..wkakakkaak..edan!kmrn aja dia curhat ttg israel yg lg buming brita2nya skr..

tp gw seneng bgt deh pnya temen ky si mert mert itu

..

ciihaa~