OMEGLE!

ok omegle again!wkakakkakkakaak..krmn gw nemuin org gilaa!!

sumpah gila bgt!!ngakak ane gan.gw kira org indonesia..soalnya lawakan nya indonesia bgt!

liat neh org gila!lama bgt gw chat sm dia smpe ngakak2!!bule bego!gw print screen smpe 31 gambar..klo gw taro sni kebanyakan..gw ketik apa adanya aja ya!sangat apa adanya...sorry my english is bad

oke mulai..sorry ya kali ni gw gk translate..

yo're now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!

you : helo!

stranger : hi

you : where do u come from?

stranger : my mothers's womb :)

you : hahahaha!

you : ur so funny!

stranger : LOL

you : but i ask to u..where do u come from?country..

stranger : seriously?USA

stranger : u?

you : hmm..i think u'll disconnect me :(

stranger : no i wont!

stranger : why would i?

you : many USA people and many england people disconnect me..but i dont know why...

stranger : try me..where are u from?

you : indonesia..

stranger : ok..i have no promblem with indonesia..;)

you : ow thank u so much!! ;p

stranger : so you a boy or girl?

you : im girl

stranger : AHHH DISCONNECT!!!!!!

stranger : lol

stranger : just kidding :)

you : are u girl?same with me?

stranger : no!im a boy

you : ow..

stranger : how old are you?

you : hmm..14 but in agust im 15.u?

stranger : a bit older than that

you : hm

you : how old are u?

stranger : 34

you : aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

you : HUAKAKKAKAKKKKAKAKAAK

you : u older than me!

you : OMG!

you : im your child maybe..

you : hahaha just kidding

stranger : dunno..is ur mom hot?

stranger : lol

you : whats?!

you : -____-

you : i think my mother is older than u!

you : do u want it?hahahahahaaaha!!my mother 49!yuhuu~

you : ok im just kidding!!

stranger : well..if she's hot then sure! ;) LOL

you : oh nooo!!!

stranger : c'mon..i'd be a great dad for ya..:) lol

you : no!i have a handsome dad!

you : not like u!woooooooooo :p

stranger : aahh!im only joking around!:'(

you : yes me too

stanger : *sniff* u make me cry!:'(

you : easy im just joking ;)

you : dont cry~

stanger : *sniff*

you : hahahahahahahahahha!!!

stranger : well..oke..if ur mom is taken how about u then?

you : i'll die n i'll kill u

you : hahahahhaahhaah

stranger : ;( *sniff* well..ok then..do u have an older sister?;)

you : yes yes!my sister still alone!

you : nobody bargain her!

you : HAHAHAAHAHAHA!

stranger : ROFLMFAO(Rolling On Floor Laughing My Freaking Ass Off /Rolling on Floor Laughing My Fat Ass Off)

you : do u want to bargain her haa??!

starnger : how old is she?

you : 22

stranger : is she beutiful n pure?

you : im more beutiful than her..B)

you : hahahhahaaha

stranger : than forget her..i still want u!LOL

you : no!i dont want u!!hahahaaha

stranger : i'll call ur mom n dad today..and get yhe marriage arranged

you : aaaaaaaaaaa!!

you : ur so funny!HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHA

you : but i prefer to be ur child than ur wife..heum..

stranger : so what island do u live on?

you : java

you : u know that?!

stranger : well..i could pull a woody allen and adopt u then marry u in few years! LOL

you : are u sure u from usa?dont lie to me.CRAZY -__-

stranger : yes i have heard of java and yes..im from USA

stranger : why would i not be from USA

you : really?

you : i feel u are near from me..

you : -___-

stranger : yes i really!i hear jakarta is nice to visit in the spring..

stranger : to hot in summer tho..

you : yes right!

you : jakarta is traffic town!

stranger : take the good with the bad..

you : heu..u like indonesia people

stranger : sure..why not?

you : heemm ho

starnger : actually im in indonesia on the island of java down the street from u..my name is gema..

stranger : kidding!

you : wow

you : gema?

you : in indonesia meaning..gema is echo!

you : hahahhahahahaah

stranger : gema pertiwi

stranger : gema pertiwi child of suparman perkasa n wening wulandari

you : aaaaa!u lie to me!

you : KAMPRET

stranger : what?

stranger ; lol

stranger : isnt wikipedia fun?

stranger : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesian_names

(wakkakakkkaakak doi bohong niat bgt gw kira org indonesia sok usa -_- pdhal bukan tp gw msh gk ngeh klo dia org USA tp sok2 indonesia..lemot nih gw!gw baru ngeh tadi.buka tuh link..dia dpt nama gema,suparma sm wening dr wiki itu)

you : wait

stranger : ok

you : what is that?

you : org indonesia lu ye~KAMPRET

stranger : what?

stranger : and why did u call me a bat?

you : huakkkakaakakakakaaaaakaaaakaak!!

you ; ROFL

you : bat = kampret!!(kampret = kalelawar bahsa jawa)

you : BUAKAKAAAAKAAKKA!!

stranger : i know!why am i a bat?(aneh ye bs tau pasti search gugel gambar)

you : ur face like kampret pret pret!!

you : HAKAKAAKAKAKAKA

stranger ; 0_0

you : just kidding!

stranger : *sniff*

you ; kang jualan sayur yuk ah!

you : kampret

stranger ; ummmmmmmm

stranger : with what?

stranger : i have no vegetables(jah dia ngerti)

you : huakakakakakkaaaak!!!

you : but i have oncom..u want it?

stranger ; black or red?

you : green..purple..n pink!

stranger : never heard green purple or pink oncom (buset ngerti curiga gw dia org indo)

you : really?many colour of oncom..

stanger : well iam an america after all

you ; ho?indonesia kali pret..

stranger : dunno its 1;00 in the afternoon here tho

you : ow ow...

stranger : ok you are soooooooooo losing me :) lol

you : oh yeaah!

you ; be honest..please ur origin

stranger : i live in south calorina USA i was born in kansas city,missouri

you : really?

stranger ; yes really

you : i cant believe it

you ; *crying*

you : hhahaahahahaha

sranger : did u really think i was down the street or something??

you : i dont know

stranger : i dont even know ur nme or city u live in LOL

you : my name is dindaaaa

stranger : thats it..im definately going to marry u..

you : whats?!i'll die now..bye :'(

stranger : now..wait till after the ceremony and honeymoon..;)

you : so disgusting~hiw hiw -_-

stranger : would it really be that bad marrying an america who is 20 years older than u :) lol

you : hahahahahaahahaah -__-'

stranger : after all i am rich and good looking..ahahaa

you : maybe i rich more than u..B)

stranger ; oke then..so we can extremely rich together~

you : oh no !!o_o

stranger : and when i die u will still be young enough to go find another husband or just be mega rich by yourself..;)

you : ah crazy..

you : i think u so ugly~

you ; because...in 34 years old..u still SINGLE howaa poor!HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

you : IM JUST KIDDING

stanger : who says im single haa?hahhahhhahaah

you : ha?i dont know..just guess

stranger : lol

stranger : so your sister in 22 huh?think she would like me.?:)

you : hem?

stanger ; after all its only 12 years diffrence for me and her...

you : u can get married with my pet..my pet still pure,hot,sexy and single!

stranger : oke thats a bit too far ! hahahaahaha

you : i'll die now ;(

stanger : why are u going to die now?

you : because of u!!

stranger : because i dont wont to marry ur pet?

you : yes yes!!my pet still single :'(

stranger : what kind of pet do u have?

you : i have reptile.."blue tounge skink"

you : do u know blue tounge skink?

stranger : skink?that is a new one..it sounds familiar tho..

you : u can search on google picture..

stanger : wow sweet pet :)

you : oh thx..

stranger : i have a ball pyhton

you ; wa really?thats cool!!!

you : but i dont know about ball pyhton -__- ckkakaakkkk..

stanger : look it up..

you ; done...cool..i want to buy phyton but my mother scared..

stranger ; nothing to be scared of..they dont get that big

you : humm..

stanger : they start off real small too

you : i dont like snake ah~

stranger : i do ;)

you : u have ball pyhton yeah?

stranger : yes

you ; how many?

stranger : 1

you ; ow just one..i have one blue tounge skink..and one rabbit ;0

stranger : well i also have a dog,hamster.cat,lizard and mice..

you : i have many mosquito in my house

stranger : do u have msn?

you : yes i have..

stranger : im downloding it now..too many things to keep on ur computer these day..

you : why.

stranger : so i can chat with people

you : ow newbie?

stranger : not really..used to have it but computer crushed and i just never re installed

you : ow..i'll add ur msn right now..hurry!

stranger : its okey..i upgraded to windows 7 when i did it so it wall allright

stranger ; ok hold on~

stranger ; like i said..im re-installing it

you : im so sleepy..

starnger : what time is it there?

you : 0:37 a.m!hurry

stranger : im trying

you : lama!

stanger : lama-rama-ding-dong

you : ?

you ; now..i'll disconnect u..

stranger : aww..awww..wait..

you : -_- 1..2..

stranger : oke..my id is xxxxx@excite.com

ah gelaaa!selse deh chat gw di omegle!gw lgs @ msn nya..

di msn masih lanjut..

gw ngata2in dia bat=kampret mulu!wkakakaka.

trus dia pk sok sok jodohin gw sm anak

cowonya yg umurnya sm ky gw katanya abis putus sm cewenya..akakkaaka..gw suruh nikah sm anaknya!gila tuh bule..

trs gw liat Display picture tuh bule..

dia emg bnran org usa..

rambutnya gondrong!huakkkaakak..

gw katain klo rambut doi bnyk kutu..

eh dia malah narsis..''muka saya ky tupai kecil yg imut"

soalnya rambutnya udh di potong pendek..

najis!tp baik jg sih tuh org!biar bapak2 jg..

ngeselin abis!!mentang2 gw bocah di mata diye..-__-

eh gw di blang cute girl loh..-__- asek yeh..

gw chat panjang amat yak!EH SORRY ENGLISH GW JELEK ABIS!MALU!!

MAU LIAT FOTONYA GAK GAN?NI DIA FOTO BULE IBLIS!!!BUKAKAKKAKKAAKAKKAAK!!NGAKAK

ANE GAN!TERNYATA MUKANYE KY BGNI,,SI KAMPRET2!LUMAYAN LAH

DARI PADA LUMANYUN !GW NGAMBIL DR MSN..